What Do Your Brows Say About You?

What Do Your Brows Say About You?

A crowd member took all the attention away from OrangeFoolius (#45, we don’t say/write his name for fear of contagion). Why? How? Ask the long division signs over her eyes where brows should be. A few years ago, I published The Brow Manifesto, commandments of what not to do, but what do your brows really say about you?

Too thin – Dated. Aging. Angry or expressionless.

Too dark – Groucho Marx anyone? Over darkened brows mean you don’t pay attention – not even to yourself. The mirror tried to tell you, but you didn’t listen. You have no friends.

Too square – Infected by Instagram influencers.

Too light – Confusion.

Too long/curved – You like to embellish and don’t know when to stop. 

Too high – Maybe you were. 

Too close – Girl, you’re just mad. 

Too drawn on – There’s an app for that.

Too far apart – No direction and don’t know which way to go. 

Too hairy – Unrefined and unkept. Do better.

Brows are the frame to the face. They don’t have to be your enemy, age you or make you (and others) sad. Refining the brow gives an instant lift to the face and brings beauty forward. Don’t set yourself (and time) back by allowing the unskilled to tend to them. We are not created equal. Some of us have it, some of us don’t, daaahling, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get it.

If you want it, classes begin Sept 3rd. 

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